While Hubs and I were shopping last weekend, we stopped by the Halloween store that just opened up. To my surprise this is what I found:
"Description:No one will believe that you entered the party as Super Sperm this year. This bulging white bodysuit is padded with muscles in the arms and legs. A long snake-esque tail, dome shaped headpiece and white gloves are also included. Plus, the Super Sperm logo is printed square in the chest. You'll strike fear or hilarity into those around you with this unique superhero costume. Hit the town with your archenemy, Captain Condom, for a hilarious night."
For a mere $52.99 you can become Super Sperm. If only it was that easy...
Find it here.